That’s Oklahoma and everyone in Texas hates it. Anyone who says otherwise is an escaped Oklahoman and the authorities need to be alerted so they can be returned to their isolation

Holy shit! Somebody wrote a song about me!

My job occasionally takes me out into middle of nowhere unmanned industrial facilities. I keep a roll of toilet paper in a plastic coffee can, because these facilities usually don’t have facilities.

My cats eat through the bag of any pet food in the house, unless I put it somewhere so completely unreachable its difficult for me and impossible for my wife to get to it. We just use a couple of old coolers to store theirs and the dogs food.

Im in the same boat, I’ll either move to some cracked version of windows without the recall bs, or more likely some linux distro.