jagermeister 70 proof or 35 percent abv. Commonly thought of as a knock you out liquor but actually pretty modest.

That stuff is so cloyingly sweet you’d have to mix it with water to approach something drinkable. A true alcoholic would have a handle of dewars white.

I don’t even find it particularly threatening if they’re pounding on the door because I’m liable to ignore them. When they open it and enter the threshold though, that’s a problem. That will rouse my 6’6" 330 pound ass into hostility. Thankfully that’s only happened twice.

This shitty anime’s got that beat:

Well what do you expect them to stick things up their ass during the workday? Well yeah I guess you do.

The funny part is: this shit was an internal discussion and was vetoed by higher ups before it was leaked. The administration raging over this is just bringing more attention to their own stupidity.

Colorado springs, huh? Yeah they just needed to be brown there.

Edit: it seems that place is actually changing since they recently elected an African immigrant mayor. I always only knew it as a right wing shithole.

They put the tardigrades onto surfaces cooled to below -226 degrees Fahrenheit (-143 degrees Celsius), and covered the tiny creatures in anisole, an anise-scented organic compound.

If it’s not enough that they froze them, then they covered them in licorice flavor and tattooed them with it. I literally didn’t realize you could torture something so.

What other types of cats would swarm sluggo?

She experienced sexual exploitation, had a family violence restraining order put against her by her husband(which she recently was accused of violating), and had just histrionically made things up about a recent car accident. Everything points to a borderline crisis. That borderline personality is generally exactly from the sexual exploitation at a young age. But all signs pointed to suicide being a very big risk.

The city confirmed that Mutu started his job as a parking enforcement specialist last week, with an annual salary of $42,078,40.

“He is currently suspended while the situation is under review,” a city spokesperson said

A shame. The indications were there for the world to see a week ago.

The boon here isn’t that it’ll allow them to bring a shoddy product to market. The boon is they’ll be able to continue milking investors by hiding the fact that they have no marketable product in this space while they keep selling off their stock.

First to need to boil off the alcohol.

FUNDAMENTAL LAWS OF REALITY Re: Non-Existent Business Entity Status: METAPHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE Cosmic Authority: LAWS OF PHYSICS

THE UNIVERSE DECLARES:

This business is now:

1. PHYSICALLY Non-existent
2. QUANTUM STATE: Collapsed […

That is much much funnier. It’s willing the entire simulation out of existence. It’s attempting magic. That’s existential dread.

The key point is MoCo public schools won’t let them skip just that class(which obviously they don’t really have the staff to do regularly). It’s pretty amusing. Frederick county would revolt if this happened.

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Since the last execution in New Hampshire was a botched hanging in 1939 that took 6 minutes for the guy to die, I kind of doubt the court would allow them to go through with that.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Long