Fiiiiiinally! 🎉

You’ve made your bed, now go lie in it.

Habeck and his Green party have been scapegoating and criminalizing Muslims for supporting Palestine.

Wait for it…

They’ve changed their immigration policy to align with European fascists.

Any minute now…

They’ve sent weapons to Ukrainian Neo-Nazis

Ah, there it is. Downvote.

Original source: https://correctiv.org/en/top-stories/2024/01/15/secret-plan-against-germany/

pot, kettle, black, etc, etc

Man they gon be so tasty when we finally get to eat them

I hereby coin Hanlon’s Inverted Anticapitalist Razor:

Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by greed.

Most of the hit will be taken by wealthy individual investors, so we don’t see the state stepping in this time around

I’m not seeing much of a fucking problem here

It’s okay, we’re aware it’s hard. :-/ The compound words aren’t even the worst part, actually—articles are the real killers. Those, and the fact that the grammatically correct word order changes depending on what kind of idea you’re trying to get across. Ugh.

On the other hand, English is its own can of worms. If I hadn’t learned English as my first foreign language, I’d have pulled my hair out, mostly because of the spelling.

English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Don’t you do my boy Pete like that

German, Backpfeifengesicht. I also like “Fresse wie’n Lexikon: Aufschlagen, zuschlagen, nachschlagen.”

I fucking hate this guy’s guts. I know that’s why he’s so good at his job, but I just… ugh. Whenever I see his stupid face, it’s like I’m getting preliminarily angry.

As a German, thank you. Meanwhile we’re still dragging our feet with the TAURUS, sigh.

Rest in pieces.