That’s a lot of plane crashes this year…

So you’re saying there’s a chance!?

That’s a beautiful accent you have. New Jersey?

One of Jobs’ many failures was not getting this into market.

I just want The Wheel.

Don’t be such a damp squid.

Tywin is right.

He was one of my favourite tennis players…what did he do? Haven’t heard anything about him in years.

Because we’re dumb and didn’t bother to go vote - again.

Come join Mastodon where the skies are bluer and the grass is greener.

Just wait. She’ll message you soon enough.

So that means there could already be US troops here…omfg! omfg

Felt like sometime after turning 30, something changed like a switch was flipped. Suddenly started gaining weight out of nowhere. Lol

That’s only for blue states though.

Those people need to pray harder.

Not that funny but I’ll upvote because LOTR.

LOL

He could’ve finished quicker but was too drunk on whiskey.

I miss Doakes. 😭