Can you explain why it was through illegal means? I don’t get that part.

My mom’s always liked finger puppets.

That’s dark. +1

Canada 🤝 Australia

Affordable housing?? /s

Barbecue (like sizzling steak) or campfire.

Keeps swimming in wine and getting fish drunk.

Lol yeah that’s probably true

Time for a bailout! /s

Are they an invasive species?

You guys have to leave some of the wins for the rest of us.

I hear he teaches the Wonton Burrito Meals course at the local university.

Grandpa’s a professor though.

Like…Kevin Sorbo?

Nice try, Slippin’ Jimmy.

She brings me her treat to “share” before she eats it. I pretend to take a bite and then she eats it. If I don’t pretend to take a bite, she just leaves it there and whines until I do.

Logic in religion? That’s your first mistake there.

Only Fools And Horses

How do you quantify “bad?”

Would’ve been better without all the rain.