I’m sure there is a lot more to the story but the dude was called in because he sort of resembled the pictures and a Karen min wage worker thought he was a little sus… Add in that she immediately tried to claim the reward.

Also, the sheer amount of damning evidence found on him is incredibly suspicious… That was all in his backpack… The day after they found the backpack in central park full of monopoly money. Absolutely nothing about this manhunt and suspect makes sense. Even accounting for social media misinformation this whole thing is almost too much satire to be real.

Don’t forget that they claimed hurricane helene was manufactured by the dems and sent to the states it went through for the sole purpose of killing Republicans ahead of the election.

I really wish I was making that one up…

We’re suffering… How do you expect me to feed my family when I have to compete with HAL here?

As much as I don’t like him, he was supposedly donating starlink equipment to help with connectivity in the area. I’m sure it comes with a host of caveats and gotchas but it’s something at least

Which is overkill when you can get the same result by just drilling a hole into the drive.

The ones that freak out over an acorn are cheaper and easier to brainwash.

This is why they changed their API policy the way they did. They wanted to sell it rather than let bots scrape it for free.

IIRC, this is a big deal because they are achieving more energy out than they put in.

If I’ve been reading these correctly they are achieving it with tiny amounts of fuel and slowly working up as they achieve success. I’m seeing these as proof of concept and fantastic steps in the right direction.

I know a lot of places in GA where I can get a pack of lucky strikes for about $4…camels come out to just under $6.

Except they still believe that one… They even know what color it is.

It’s blue, apparently, and you can protect your home from it by painting your roof blue… Doesn’t matter what shade of blue, just so long as it is blue.

True to form… Someone began advertising their blue paint as protection from the laser.

Yeah, it’s just nonfood things. The main one that it manifests as is clay.

Pregnant woman are supposed to report cravings like that to their doctor… Apparently it can be a symptom of a serious problem.

Seems like your joke didn’t quite land… But I liked it

Walmart claimed it as well.

That’s me as well. I typically don’t even start thinking about shorts until the triple digits.

On the other hand… I’m starting to layer up at about 65…

I do also have a higher than normal body temperature. I’m usually hovering around 99.3 and I always have to explain to the doctor that I’m not running a fever that’s just my normal temp.

Yes, we should be worried about it now.

It will happen and it will be much better if we can figure out how to handle the masses of unemployed before it is a problem.

This attitude of kicking the can down the road is exactly how things turn catastrophic.