Top-tier, ABCnews. Fucking learn how to edit.

Did you also catch that he was identified as “R-Indiana” in the video?

2025/4/12

Don’t forget leading zeroes, we’re not half assing this!

Was her castle rent controlled?

doesn’t it usually only last a day or two?

From the article:

U.S. flag code dictates that flags remain lowered for the 30-day period from the death of a former president. But that code isn’t mandatory, so once he becomes president, Trump could technically override it.

So I gather the answer to your question is “yes, but also no”.

In most restaurants I saw there was no wall in between.

This was my experience as well. I can still see it today in some older restaurants that haven’t been renovated in years, where there’s an area of the dining room with a much higher ceiling.

Popeye vs Tintin vs Pooh

Actually that’s such a ridiculous concept I might watch it.

our server is getting Gerbilled by Lemmywinks

In 10 years, this will be an XKCD comic.

Couldn’t they just move .io to a different category?

Specifically the issue is that two letter TLDs are reserved exclusively for countries/governments. So far only one exception has been made to this rule, .su for the Soviet Union. So another exemption is certainly possible.

Party A gets 40% of the vote

Party A wins because they get the majority

Just going to point out, 40% is not a majority. In this case they have a plurality.

I still have the T-Mobile G1 phone plan.

Man that was a great phone.

My plan isn’t quite that old, but it’s getting up there. They recently increased my price by a few dollars per line. Then they tried to get me to move to a current plan, which turned out to be 20% higher price for less return. I had to try not to burst out laughing at the poor guy’s face.

I’ve been with TMo for more than 20 years–they’re the only carrier I’ve ever used–but if my price goes up again I’m jumping ship.

I still don’t know if a USB micro or mini is the one that charges my PS4 controller

It’s Micro-B, to be specific.

I like the edges and corners of a cake/brownie

You might want to try this.

de-lived

I prefer “inhumed”.

Maybe we should chip in and buy a second robot.

Hear me out: three robots.

shit down the government

I don’t know if this was a typo, but it’s rather appropriate either way.

What’s France?

“Wester Germany”

Preferably, max security prison, brick over the entrance

Amontillado, my favorite beverage.

If you wrap the TV in tinfoil, it’ll be a faraday cage and block all WiFi

I just keep my TV embedded in a block of lead.

Remembering that one time McConnell filibustered himself because he knew he wouldn’t be able to pull off a power play against Obama.

Glenn Danzig was born with the perfect name for an 80s metal band

FYI Danzig is his stage name. His actual last name is Anzalone.