Yeah but I bet I can beat it in a race.

Well I wasn’t but I am now.

That’s a big mood.

For sure, it’s depressing as hell for it to get dark so early.

What is this, a calculator for ants?

Hard to believe it’s the year fucking 2024 sometimes.

You can’t make this shit up lmao.

Looks like a giant metal mug.

Go back whence you slept.

All two letter domains are country-code domains.

Why is your microwave window broken?

In vanilla Skyrim there’s a sort of feedback loop you can perform with the game’s alchemy and enchantment systems, allowing you to get enchantments like this.

Maybe? It doesn’t really seem that big a deal to me, I still like getting their bars.

It’s targeted towards kids, and parents who don’t know any better get it for them.

How shocking.

I like getting things from German companies as they sometimes have sweets in them.

Would make for more exciting birthday parties.

One of them is probably flipped.

People use the phrase “boys will be boys” to normalize extremely toxic and abusive behaviour, if such behaviour is what you mean by no one being allowed to be boys, then damn right.

Don’t remind me, urgh.