That guy:

He would be the seat cushion

Well, we sorta know what they’re hiding

I’m not sure how widespread of an effect it would have, but that’s actually happening in Canada. It was looking like we were on track for a mini fascist for our next PM until the diaper wearing cheeto united our whole country

It’s either that or he’s a dedicated Russian asset cosplayer

That girdle working overtime

They’ve got the wrong person, this woman was with me at the time in question

Iron maiden puts on one hell of a performance. Bruce Dickinson running back-and-forth across the stage climbing shit, singing with an incredible vocal range at the top of his lungs without missing a beat, costume changes every song or two that match the album covers being projected behind their giant zombie that’s shooting fire…

Gurren Lagann

Just doing what he’s told

Scratch might be interesting to look at. As for a computer you can’t get wrong with an old ThinkPad with Debian

This show had the most spectacular scope containment issues… it just kept escalating. 10/10 would recommend

Do yourself a favour and watch Ed Pratt Unicycle around the world. This is one of my favourite things on YouTube, watching him go from just a kid with a weird dream to a great filmmaker and experienced traveler in such an authentic way. Highly recommended

Less of an embrace and more of “gargling his hog while musk cups the balls”

Guaranteed he’s paid for a few abortions

Seems like the cops planted all that evidence, not guilty