Babelfish? Awesome. Will it understand 42 languages?

Year Zero?

Wow, just imagine all the batshit in the crazy that’s the result of that.

Now they have to offer a similar service. No pressure then 😊

The Onion making up more plausible and more believable articles to show people that the world don’t have to be this insane?

Don´t know much about geography Don´t know much trigonometry Don´t know much about algebra Don´t know what a slide rule for

He’s projecting.

A dodgy spot in the swamp.

A dodgy organisation if I ever saw one.

Swasticars?

1 down, 47 to go 🙃

Is NASA being viewed as a threat to Phony “Musk” Stark?

This is exactly what he said he was going to do. This is what they voted for.

Another day in the banana republic.

USA is the new banana republic.

“Latest news from the banana republic”

So drawer is the latest euphemism, is it?

It was not immediately clear how or where the federal government intends to transport the water

Ok then.

“empty promises” is of course more precisely worded as “outright lies”.

Gulf of fluffing people with empty promises