Spykee

Dude.
Bruh!
Broski…
Okay, I’ll make a final attempt…
In the joke, the ‘thinkable’ is actually ‘sinkable’.
Which is not clear when you say it the first time because it sounds like you’re saying ‘think’ & ‘thinkable’, both of which are actually words.
Trick lies in enunciating the punchline.
Hence the Mike Tyson reference.
Now, if you still haven’t got it, I really hope you are very very very rich so that you can survive in this world with that super smooth brain in your skull.
If you did get it now, henceforth it is your ethical and moral duty to spread this stupid-ass joke every time you get the chance.
God speed and be weird.

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Thay it in hith voithe

C’mon @[email protected] , quit being a pussy and bottling up everything inside.
@[email protected] is offering you an ear. Gather your guts and talk your sadness out of your body. Sadness hates it when you talk about it with others. #SharingSadnessSaddensSadness

That’s exactly what Buddha said.

This mf once walked away so far away from life he ended up getting a bird’s eye view of what life really is.
Now dude’s giving everyone the Buddha 26.2 public beta patch update.

I’m so hot for you right now.

Everybody here arguing over how useful/useless Amazon is for them.
Poor New Zealanders out there in the corner, still living their lives without ever seeing a single Amazon box thrown at their porch.
But none of you thought about them Kiwis, did you? No. You only think about yourself. Good job, keep it up.

Watch tax.
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The one I had before. I gave this one to my Pops coz his wasn’t working well.
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The one that I’m currently wearing.
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Watches bro!
Digital watches are fine & the battery operated ones are cool too, God speed to them, but I’m talking about the Analogue ones.
Specifically Automatic ones.
Fucking piece of assembled metal parts and it will go all tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick on its own from the moment you put it on your wrist.
It’ll continue to show you the proper time. Some will also tell you what day of the week it is or what’s the date. Heck, I’ve got one that tells me the day, date, month AND the moon phase!
On top of this, these nuggets are built such, that they will last longer than your poor ass on this planet, still blingy and going tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick.
You know those make Seikos and Citizen? Those mfs put bloody gps AND solar IN.A.FUCKING.WRIST.WATCH!
Why you ask?
So that when your dumb ass gives up on adjusting to the local time after you get off the plane in a different time zone, it will do it for you. That shit is too posh for your fumbly fingers to try to set the correct time, so it says, “Hold on, let me look at the sky real quick and I will set the day,date & time myself, you are too dazed and hungover. Please save your filthy fingers for your disgusting Doritos.”
You know the best part? They look more gorgeous than Kate Winslet’s porcelain titties embellished with a diamond neck piece.
It’ll cost less than your monthly groceries. Don’t miss out bro, get one.\

…but…but I am ugly.
Please, let me live in darkness.

Nah brah.
One lemmy account is good.
Maybe you is not logged in, maybe you is not visiting a lemmy instance or maybe you is not you at that moment.
Eat a snicker.

…funk
soul
brother.

Hodor hodor hodor,
Hodor hodor.
Hodor hodor hodor,
Hodor hodor.

That I am available…
hmu bitches

Yeah. She will always be there when nobody responds to your booty call. Sluts are the real friends in your life.

I also live in Asia.
This isn’t a question about a developed palate. It’s about which one of these shit food is preferred.
Be inclusive bro, learn to eat some shit.

Bros too smart to finish submitting their assignments on time decide to audition for corporate poster boys.

Microsoft, bro you gave all of those platforms to them yourself!
Wouldn’t they think they’d be rude to you, if they did not use what you gave them the morning after the night you slept with them?