subignition

look again. subject’s right hand has 5 fingers plus a thumb

Get yo ass a therapist, it shouldn’t be acceptable to talk about yourself like this.

Because we’ve collectively continued to allow them to have them.

I think there are many people who can’t handle 4 years of economic hardship. A lot of folks are barely making ends meet as-is.

“made in america” tends to mean “we imported a bunch of the components and did the final assembly in the US”

glissando on the first syllable of ‘marble’ works great in my head!

You’ve been hit by, You’ve been struck by, A smooth marble

Sometimes you want to just go to the grocery store without getting pummeled by dodgeballs

a well-received congressional address (69% CNN approval, 76% CBS/YouGov)

I’m not usually the type for conspiratorial thinking, but can we really trust these numbers? There is a strong incentive to manipulate statistics of support here, and with all the other blatant corruption happening right now I don’t think it’d be unreasonable for the strings to be being pulled here

Never thought I’d be wishing hell was real. This is evil.

Bad title. The article examines whether specifically noise-cancelling headphones may be involved in listening issues.

as someone who’s only vaguely aware of the product, that’s wild. What is it actually supposed to be used for? I thought the entire point was a strong smell to clear your sinuses.

Then I guess it’s my bad thinking you were trying to show 100 gigabit plans

None of those plans actually do reach 1gbps though, you kinda proved their point with your link

The article you linked describes plans reaching up to 1000Mbps (1Gbps).

That’s only 2% of the speed of the theoretical 50Gbps maximum OP’s article discusses (and 10% of the 10Gbps real-world speeds currently available in China according to the same article). I think you have your units mixed up.

lets hope that it turns into a romcom and the two dudes are too busy fucking to actually do their jobs

that would be sick, we could embarrass ourselves talking about homestuck

I sure hope it’s a crime to impersonate an emergency responder

food safety is unironically the one thing that mcdonalds does extremely well. Mere limp fries and stale nuggets won’t get the whole business shut down.

D while C and then B

Very odd for that to happen so abruptly. I’m sure the juicy details will come out sooner or later…