subignition

I sure hope it’s a crime to impersonate an emergency responder

food safety is unironically the one thing that mcdonalds does extremely well. Mere limp fries and stale nuggets won’t get the whole business shut down.

D while C and then B

Very odd for that to happen so abruptly. I’m sure the juicy details will come out sooner or later…

Cat.

It’s deliberate. The right wing has been gradually whittling down the quality of our education system for more than a generation.

are you by any chance related to Yoko Taro

I wonder how many attempts on Musk’s life there have been that the public hasn’t heard about. I imagine being among the wealthiest people alive makes you a target even without all of the meddling in politics Musk has done.

Put me in the hospital for nerves and then they had to commit me…

relevant username

I’m inclined to think this could actually protect some employees considering the BS they probably have to go through thanks to the general public. It shouldn’t be necessary. But maybe in the society we have today it’s better than nothing?

save your money and GTFO

Reverse image searching could have probably turned up a better quality copy. :c

What the hell is wrong with the font in that image? It hurts… did someone content aware scale it?

If someone did that they would be quickly scooped up by some unmarked vans.

It would be a very simple (if very unwise) way to test whether the government is really in the dark about them.

Yeah, if they are near anything related to the president-elect, (sadly) it would have been dealt with immediately.

guessing this is the next step in domestic surveillance, or possibly even weaponry, to be used against US citizens. the fact that they’ve been seen near sensitive infrastructure makes me think these are test runs for some worst-case scenario planning around the transfer of power next month

If you are lucky enough to have a paper towel dispenser, dry your hands with one, use it to open the door, then prop it open with a foot while you throw away the paper towel

damn it, and just when I believed I had an original thought today

I hadn’t noticed “defy”. That does make it seem a little more intentional, although the OP has gone back to the original words in their posts since then, so I’m not sure I believe it. 🤔

What’s the joke? It reads more like you didn’t notice or didn’t know “depose”.