Pick up that can.

Are you my wife? We watched it the night we saw the comet. The kids watched it with us for the first time and loved it. Tell your husband some other woman’s husband says hi.

I have a Pixel 7 Pro and the battery sucks now. I want to wait another year because Verizon contracts are 36 months now. I hope my failing battery lasts that long.

Instructions unclear, blood is spinning down in the centrifuge.

I quit biting my nails when COVID started. Now I keep them painted, so I’m even less inclined to bite.

I’m on Sync for Android and mine doesn’t line up.

Your Name

I stopped chewing my fingernails. What a disgusting habit. Glad to be free of it.

On my Pixel 7 Pro, I press the power and volume up buttons simultaneously, then I can click Lockdown. Now my passcode is required to unlock the phone.

Lol, I saw your profile pic while pooping at a Buc-ee’s

I got an RC car… At least I’ll die having fun.

I only go back to Resdit when my Google search doesn’t take me where I need to go.

I’m American and always use 30 Dec 2023 as my date scheme. It makes much more sense. I also work in a multicultural laboratory, so there should be no question as to what date it is, but some of my colleagues still use mm-dd-yy.

That happens when I get sick.

The helmet stays on

Your Name, a beautiful anime movie. I was legit floored the whole way through. I’d watch that with new eyes in a heartbeat.

Naw, just the regular type