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I suppose a neon sign with TP and a down arrow would improve the look a bit.

You should have stopped at Fuck Reddit.

Spin up a peertube instance and get to ripping! I’d love that trip down memory lane.

Video rental stores would have several of these devices under their counters to rewind the returned tapes because people wouldn’t rewind them at home. Go figure. They also rewound faster than your vcr.

Be kind. Rewind.

The morning of my 30th birthday. I was hungover as hell, went outside to smoke a cigarette and sat down on the concrete steps. I lit up, took a drag, pushed out that fateful fart and coated the inside of my pants. Crappy birthday.

“I can get you a toe by this afternoon.”

• Walter Sobchak

Maximum of 12, minimum of 8.5. I can be flexible.

Flutes guy also flipping you the bird. What a jerk.

Probably not a CF-only thing, however my current parter of more than 7 years goes to the YMCA gym 3 times a week and has never accidentally fucked anyone else.

At least that I’m aware of.

I was married and have been fooled before, so maybe my history is a little suspect.

Hahaha no, I’d have hung myself. I llike a woman with more than 3 toes.

The crossfit where I live shut down a few years ago because the whole crew were sleeping with each other’s spouses and everyone figured it out and had a huge fight and everyone quit the gym. Whackos.

And the only reason I know that is because the woman I was seeing at the time was in CF at another gym in another city and knew it was happening as it sent shock waves through the CF community. Whackos.

Lol can’t wait

Timmy! Jorgen is coming to take away your fairies!

Just arch with gnome

No thanks, we don’t want it

Seller was Michael Jackson

Courage

Aw shit

Mount Redactmore.