No, not because I’d necessarily be corrupted, but because I’m a dipshit who doesn’t know shit about fuck, I’d probably, crash the world economy completely on accident and then have an emotional breakdown about the fact that I’d ruined billions of lives without knowing how to fix it.

Hummus

Most things don’t have a real future tense

Todd in the Shadows Some More News Folding Ideas Thought Slime Atun-Shei Films The Morbid Zoo

Have you seen America lately?

Sound yes smell no

None of them could compete with Youtube

Going to become increasingly pro-America as the Trump-Vance administration grinds onward

I don’t want to be boring

Smart, being beautiful would just get attention from boring people

yay weed and friendship my two favorite things

“What do you think about John Kerry?”

Getting stoned and eating a mango

This is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen on this website

Is this the post you meant to reply to?

I mean, I’ve been able to live my life so far without concerning myself with such things so I’d probably keep doing whatever the hell I’m currently doing.

V for Vendetta

I went into Bridge to Terabithia at 11 years old excited to watch two kids have a fantasy adventure and I still haven’t forgiven it

Paladin who’s just a very devoted low level civil servant, inspired by that time I was a poll worker and that other time I almost worked for the census before COVID fucked everything up

No, a green Christmas would be extremely concerning