It’s the same reason why ”Violets are blue”.

https://xkcd.com/1053/

Vi Hart made a video about this years ago. The number of spirals going right and left on a pineapple are always two consecutive numbers in the Fibonacci sequence. But in Spongebob there are six going both ways. It’s all a lie! Wake up sheeple!

New rule: only six tall people allowed per flight.

I have that too and also thought it normal for the longest time. My wife calls it that I ”get sun in my nose”.

All that space is there for a reason. Use it!

You’re a brave person.

Something something broken arms

Reddit knows who you really are, but facebook knows who you want to look like you are.

I’d think you’re much more likely to click ads based on the latter.

It’s memes like this that makes manufacturers think it doesn’t matter anyway, and suddenly start making devices where the USB sockets are actually upside down. And let me tell you, once you’ve had to deal with one of those, you won’t be laughing anymore.

”Better known as Windoze”

Stopped reading right there. Edgy 14 year old script kiddies can think whatever they want. I’m not interested.

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words.

With English as my second language, the difference between terrible and terrific has always confused me.

As soon as I saw this post I jumped on xkcd. Glad I checked the comments before replying, or I would have made quite the fool of myself.

I have no idea what you’re talking about…

Not enough.

So you’re saying they think it be like it is but it don’t?

Oh no.

Anyway.