Classic American breakfast 🤌

STEWPID. Gork is da best alwayz 😤

ya cuz easier since the hole is bigger so you can use a bigger finger to stop bullet better

Set stop loss at 100%, got it 👍

The velociraptures got him 😩 RIP

Holy shit $49 billy a gram for polonium 209 (from the first source I found).

I figured the easy one would be some rare hue of diamond but gdamn

New cryptid spotted 🚨

Common problem. Just stick it in the microwave to turn the kernels into popcorn for the penguins. Solves itself really

Historically, Phils were named as such for being the assigned ones who would “phil thine belly in times of darkness”. Emergency food basically; which is why he acts that way so as to cause as little guilt as possible.

It’s true. It’s on the internet.

Gustave once saved my child from the maw of destruction.

I don’t actually have any children but Gustave managed to do it anyway.

Thanks Gustave.

True. Unfortunately psychic damage legislation has fallen woefully behind 😔 hopefully the next archmage election changes all that

It’s cuz we pre-ordered our copies of 2024 back in 2016. Limited edition year. All stock was already claimed by then.

Worms prepare for the crucifixion of the holy worm son circa 0 b.w.c.

Yeah people are hopping on the Amazon one (which isn’t a bad choice) but predicting the future of trends like that is powerful. Especially once you become accustomed to it and can capitalize on them

Yes.

But this is also Batman who wouldn’t resist the chance to make a new Santa-themed suit complete with BatBeard

You snozed you lósed

When Khajit has no wares

Guessing so they can continue the work in between guests. Probably not in a state to lease out as then they are under a lot more obligations to quickly fix bigger issues

The origin of the word tenants is from the fact that it takes ten human sized ants to carry their rocks.

The more you know 🌈

AND it comes with Disney World + Universal Studios? The kids will love it! You gotta take that deal. Think of the children!

Take it. Come on. Please.