Source: babylonbee

People don’t like to hustle with pirate sites if given reasonable alternatives. Currently youtube, spotify, apple music and online radio stations fulfill these demands. Just like netflix originally killed most of pirate streaming, it was easier just to pay a bit to get all the content, then content providers decided each to create their one limited content service and pirates were back in business. Once you’ll have to pay a different providers to hear different songs you’ll start seeing more and more pirate music streaming sites.

It seems like this local attraction get painted every few years. Vandals just make it happen sooner.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/darJMumF2rBEi9Mf9

Standard Galactic Alphabet

https://www.tmz.com/2021/07/03/nickelodeon-dan-schneider-denies-foot-fetish-kids-old-shows/

Dan Schneider – the ex-king of Nickelodeon programming – has addressed a long-held theory that he’s into feet, and channeled that on his shows … something he says isn’t true.

With a perpendicular that reaches Iceland to connect it too

“we have cats cuts at home”

SID was the Commodore 64 sound generator chip. While rest of that era personal computers and game console could just do fancy beeps at most, SID had a programmable synthesizer.

With God All Things Are Possible, So now they are trying to lure aliens?

Worry about your hair in a nuclear apocalypse? Fear no more!

A better one might be: Climate change, be prepared!

Meals on Wheels

With almost non stop cartoonish mayhem anarchy ignored by all characters. A superb movie!

“accidentally”, right

As an introvert a Bard loaded with charisma looks like a nice superpower to have, can’t be more fictional than that.

Could be this:

https://github.com/Qwant/erdapfel/issues/1474

In the short term, the dedicated Qwant Maps application will no longer be maintained, in favour of developing the mapping experience within the search engine, in particular through searches for places or addresses. We are gradually updating our service presentation pages to reflect this change in priorities.

Wilbur pig vs Wilbur Wright

If you carry and deposit pollen - use the Bees, if you are laying eggs - use the Birds, else use the floor.

Bees - Male, Birds - Female

Going down the rabbit hole is fun.

Starting with this https://imgur.com/little-boy-riding-odd-giant-rabbit-1956-tHDdboR

And ending at Why aren’t rabbits and hares larger?

All the other terrible mishaps in that booklet are also based on true horrible incidents. The total spirit of the booklet is something that in today’s standards is not suitable for young children. But aparntly in the 50s when childern were left to roam the streets by themselves, it was ok.