thanks its klingon

Guaranteed to leave you with hogwarts.

Xenaphobia is a rule 1 violation

Those look more like Enterprise-C’s, but I’m not complaining.

I’ve got space chlamydia.

There’s an episode in S02 of TNG where Riker serves briefly on a Klingon vessel as part of an exchange platform, during which he makes a joke about a threesome with two Klingon women. Everyone laughs.

Very early 2000’s. In the console we had PS2 and XBOX, which were both game changers. PC games also hit a really great stride, where we were seeing technological advances met with creativity.

I love mid-to-late 1990’s gaming from a nostalgia perspective, but I still think 2000’s were the golden era.

Is it worth starting a romantic relationship with a sociopath?

… where I could try to find the right people for my purposes?

Kind-of sounding like you might be the sociopath.

I’ve never gotten the mass appeal of The Godfather series, personally. But I like a lot of shit movies, so I can’t pass judgement.

Name checks out.

I just wear women’s lingerie to show them up.

The full picture shows his smol pp, which is even more me IRL.

Imagine your only option was fisting.

^Nice.

Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by a good marketing opportunity.

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Hold up, you’re telling me Zuckerberg isn’t a good person?

Parents gotta parent.

The not-compressed-to-death version of the pic was ever funnier, because you could see the emotional nuances on her face.

EDIT: you’re welcome (PS the image context is fake)

Hey Alexa, what is the constitution?