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I think these two barrels pointing at my head are entirely unrelated, honestly.

And when the sniper gets paid off?

That’s what I do. Anytime I need to sign up for something with an email I do:

[email protected]

Truly well rounded.

Meth is more dangerous than caffeine

shoots away

Oh fuck yeah, I would absolutely love to die that way if they didn’t have so much sugar.

If your point was that religions have oversimplified complex science to the point that people thought they fully grasped it, then I agree with you. Otherwise I have no idea what you are trying to say.

weigh to much

The problem is definitely when I’m not working.

Ok, I know what you meant, but is armed resurrection regrowing a severed limb or coming back to life with a couple of AKs?

Like working on cars. Oh wait…

All the names are misspelled too. It’s gotta be intentional, right?

I’m holding out for ButtSharpies, not really the change I want to be in the world though.

I like how the “don’t dead, open inside” at the end just works.

I’m on the lookout for a long-term, platonic adjacent relationship with a contemplative person!

I absolutely love your brain. What are you up to for the next 20-30 years?

I’d never thought of religion as a form of Darwinism before.

I don’t know why some people are surprised by this, they are perfectly consistent: if they agree with the law it’s good and should be upheld, if they don’t agree with the law it’s evil and is destroying our country.

One of those predictive text paragraphs?

I remember seeing this shirt at the mall 20 years ago.