That’s why my printer keeps jamming

What’s up with Bezos and penises

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Double sandwichussy

Baubau motherfuckers

You’re not qualified for this topic. You’re only allowed to share trivia about trees and erections

Sorry I didn’t catch that

(You’re giving it too much credit thinking it’s an LLM and not just manual if-else statements)

The Garden of Eden, as we know it today, is more or less canon by the books. Meanwhile, the pop culture view of Lilith is not even close to its source materials.

This ain’t about faith, just being pedantic about the fanfic vs the manga.

Silly me! That is convenient. Btw I’m torn between “Make your crush like you but only as a friend” pill and “Forcing people to poop on command” pill, though I’ll probably choose “Forcing people to poop on command” pill because it is sillier than “Make your crush like you but only as a friend” which fits silly ol’ me

Sorry I didn’t catch that

speak to a live agent

Sorry I didn’t catch that

Speak to a live agent.

Sorry I didn’t catch that

SPEAK. TO. A. LIVE. AGENT.

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SPEAK TO A LIVE AGENT!!!

Sorry I didn’t catch that

This is among the shittiest color combinations for colorblind. I only see two colors of pills: something magenta-ish and something yellow-ish

Common but baseless myth

Verified and heterosexual

Are you excavator certified?

Pick one

The fridge is cold so they clothed it

breaks into my own home

I just wanna break you down so badly in the worst way

Hotdog are basically lazy subways, therefore, they are sandwiches.

Don’t show me that stupid diagram. Nice meme but I can’t comprehend people unironically use that as real reference for how foods are categorized.