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as is par for the course, nothing will be done.

in response to plans?

chill.

in response to something like a political opinion?

highly sarcastic.

this is why the og ds mariokart is the one i’ve sunk the most hours into BY FAR

anytime a stellar product is released there’s a glut of shittier alternatives and replacements, sometimes from the same company even. higher ups notice REAL QUICK when they shorten their average upgrade cycle from 1-3 years to something like 5-10.

shit always loops back around to planned obsolescence. if you don’t do it, you will not succeed.

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reply to the person who’s actually arguing with you, coward!

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wouldn’t you believe it, there’s a tub of mercury RIGHT NEXT to the lead!

please don’t tell the EPA

every day that tub of elemental lead looks more and more delicious

i’m so tried of snoop

i’ve got an ad-blocking DNS on home network and my phone, i use youtube revanced, i’ve even got a fucken apk patcher to strip ad shit out of mobile games. it’s WILD to me how tolerant people are of ads. like anytime someone’s showing me a video on their phone and an ad plays, i have to do a little mental math on whether it’ll be annoying or mutually beneficial to just start playing the video on my phone instead.

and it takes such little effort to get rid of them! i’m constantly offering to teach people how to use patchers or revanced, folks are just like “nah it doesn’t bother me” MAN, HOW? sponsorblock alone is a goddamn godsend, sometimes more than 30% of a video is just ads and self promotion! how does anyone happily throw away their time like that‽

i know i drank a soylent for breakfast, but i always drink a soylent for breakfast, so…

my long term pattern recognition is totally fine! :D

like half my concussions have been the stupidest shit ever. once when i was a kid i randomly decided to jump down the last 5 or so stairs. but there was a door there so i fucken CONKED my head on the frame, spun backwards, and then SLAMMED my shit for a second time on the bottom step.

that was probably the worst one, i think it legitimately fucked up the way i form memories. i have a lot of face blindness issues now, but i always INSTANTLY recognize people from my childhood.

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i work jewelery so it’s always a huge shitshow. had a big stupid blowout argument with my dad over the same political shit we always fight over, so i’m sure that’s only gonna get worse over the next 4 years.

a lotta times i wish it wasn’t a family business.

once it’s affordable, yeah almost immediately i reckon. i already go for plant based meats whenever i can find them for a reasonable price!

that’s who the soup is for, wildly enough

start the countdown until “i’m gonna blue shell a ceo” becomes a credible threat you could to to jail for

shit-flipper-insatiable they used to call me