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He didn’t have the same experience. He was born with +20 charisma and wisdom, and intrinsic spellcasting. It’s no more a real experience than Elon playing Diablo.

Obligatory ‘yo momma’.

Kids that age ain’t stupid though just confused spirits

That’s why parents should exorcise their children for at least 60 minutes per day.

There’s a bug in the rule.

Former President Donald J Trump has more important things on his mind when he wakes up. Like saving the economy, securing the borders, and hoping his bladder holds out while playing his daily game of hunt the mushroom.

Missing the apostrophe

To be fair, the workers were probably used to calling it Twitterylene.

618ml equates exactly to 600ml + 3% - maybe manufacturers add 3% on top because that’s the maximum allowable variance in quantities?

From a quick search, 412ml and 515ml both seem pretty common too.

Military issue poop explode