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Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Would you fuck an entire man?

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Would you fuck an entire man?

Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    It seems the most economical and sustainable solution would be to fuck the entire man.

    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Unless you want to violate some really important laws and intend to fuck an incomplete man.

      • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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        I don’t see anyone arresting Bam Margera’s fiance.

  • TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world
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    I heard that the Inuit people fuck every part of the man, no part is wasted.

    • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Indigenous wisdom goes deep.

  • tubaruco@lemm.ee
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    i love how you just reposted the same thing and now youre getting upvotes

    • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      I wonder what it means lol

  • Mario_Dies.wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It is illogical to fuck every cell in the entire body

    • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Love defies your rational logic

      • Mario_Dies.wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I am sorry captain, this does not compute. Entering self destruct sequence in three … two …

        • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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          One could argue that you’re about to fuck your entire self up.

  • Billegh@lemmy.world
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    If he fits…

  • ggwithgg@feddit.nl
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    Ah. Yes I agree

  • distantsounds@lemmy.world
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    If anyone is on the fence…It didn’t go too well on The Boys s3e1

    https://ew.com/tv/the-boys-season-3-premiere-termite-giant-penis-scene-explained/

  • StoneGender@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Would you fuck a baloney sandwhich?

  • ANON@lemmy.ml
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    Removed by mod

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