Wolfman dies, kills some monkeys, does some rope stuff, performs eye surgery and kills himself (depending on what ending you go for).
Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.
Minecraft!
Yep. It’s always a creeper that sneaks into the house, never something simple.
Minecraft? Lol
You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.
I hear rumours that cast doubt on its veracity
Portal!
try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life
answer
Stardew Valley
Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you’re the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.
Could be any Elder Scrolls game, tbh.
Nah, too specific. It’s Morrowind.
I Nerevar would have guessed.
A man finds himself in front of a set of two open doors, he enters the door to his left.
Speaking skills - 0
Sword and shield skills - 100
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A chip is implanted in a potato and you have to find your way out of an underground installation.
You’re finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury
It’s Skyrim, isn’t it?
you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave
I can’t tell you anything about it you just have to play it.
A russian dude with schizophrenia is stuck in the subway
Fast inserters… Long inserters… Inserters into trains… Inserters into cars…
Factorio!
Don’t forget the filtering inserters
You’re an alien frog archaeologist that launches themself into space in a rocket jerry-rigged out of wood and ancient alien goat-person tech. After dying repeatedly in several excruciating and brutal ways you learn to embrace death.
You take a break from roasting marshmallows over a camp fire to go solve the deepest mysteries of the universe.
Outer Wilds!
You take your big sticky balls,rub them all over the world, and show off the results to a your daddy in tights.
