Wolfman dies, kills some monkeys, does some rope stuff, performs eye surgery and kills himself (depending on what ending you go for).
Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.
Minecraft!
Yep. It’s always a creeper that sneaks into the house, never something simple.
Minecraft? Lol
You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.
I hear rumours that cast doubt on its veracity
Portal!
try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life
answer
Stardew Valley
Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you’re the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.
Could be any Elder Scrolls game, tbh.
Nah, too specific. It’s Morrowind.
I Nerevar would have guessed.
A man finds himself in front of a set of two open doors, he enters the door to his left.
Speaking skills - 0
Sword and shield skills - 100
you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave
You’re finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury
It’s Skyrim, isn’t it?
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A chip is implanted in a potato and you have to find your way out of an underground installation.
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Boy and his friends fight the dick neighbor kid, who is trying to take over the world with an eldritch horror from space.
A russian dude with schizophrenia is stuck in the subway
Shooting 12 year olds with homemade ink weapons
Human leather factory simulator where you send drugged up child soldiers on slave raids while committing war crimes.
If this comment doesn’t get me on some watchlist I don’t know what will.
