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  • Ganbat@lemmyonline.com
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    You leave The Golden Girls alone, mother fucker.

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      YES! I was going to pass by this post until I came across that image in the top right. Betty White was a gangster. Her comedy skit with Reynolds and Bullock is the stuff of legends. When Betty White says she wants a cup of coffee, you get her a f***ing cup of coffee.

      Damn, now I’m all worked up and realizing that I’ve fallen for OP’s trap. OP is clearly an expert at controversy - I’d go so far as to say they are a master baiter.

      • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        When Betty White wants a cup of coffee, you get a f***ing cup of coffee.

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

        • DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee
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          Good Bot.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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      Gottem

  • Vuraniute@thelemmy.club
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    This is bait.

    HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE PS2 LIKE THIS

    • Zozano@lemy.lol
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      Tell me another console which had a library as dope as the PS2.

      Go ahead, I will not wait, because that library is girthy as fuck.

  • tourist@lemmy.world
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    Taking a jab at both the Turks and the Linux community is a death sentence.

    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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      I think majority of the linux community doesnt like ubuntu and the rest are indifferent

      • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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        The majority of the Linux community doesn’t usually roam through this forums

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          the majority of the linux community are server admins and yes, they don’t like ubuntu, but the only things they do like are whatever the reincarnation of centos was called and debian.

          • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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            I know 5 casual Ubuntu users, they wouldn’t consider changing to another distro. And I’m the only non-ubuntu user that “I physically know off”… said Ubuntu users don’t understand my rantings* against Ubuntu

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      I’ve already started training my slaps on a gigantic keyboard with slap-sized keys.

  • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one
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    This is the funniest image and i have no words to explain it.

  • harry_balzac@lemmy.world
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    What did Honda ever do to you?

    • wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works
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      On the other hand… Lexmark… I think we can all agree printer manufacturers get the wall.

      • GrymEdm@lemmy.world
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        “I don’t care that I’m out of magenta! I’m trying to print a black-and-white text document!”

        • DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee
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          Simmer down friend. We’ve all been there. ;-)

      • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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        I’d take Lexmark in a heartbeat over HP. The fact that HP wasn’t included instead of Lexmark is the biggest troll of the image.

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      They made the civic too fucking big. I could stick my old 87 hatchback in my front pocket.

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        All cars are too big now

        • TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world
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          Taking a moment to praise the current gen MX-5, the only attainable-by-a-normal-person car to my knowledge that has got smaller and lighter than its previous generation.

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            Random ask, do you call it an MX-5 in person? I swear I have only ever seen MX-5 written, eg car magazines/auto blogs, everyone just says Miata irl.

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              I always call it an MX-5, and so does everybody I know

              I own one (albeit a rusty 2005 NB model I bought for £600, not a new one unfortunately), so it gets spoken about a lot

              Are you from the US/another market where it’s sold as the Miata? Because here only people who are really into MX-5s would even know it gets called a Miata in some markets

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                Oh that makes sense, there was a different comment/post a while back complaining about Mazda “retconning” Miata’s into MX-5s (American Market/Presumably to drop the Miata name) that brought this to mind.

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                  Ohh I had no idea about that. But yeah I’d probably continue calling it a Miata if I were in that situation too

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                  deleted by creator

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    deleted by creator

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    most of this is sensible but who seriously would ever do those nature’s valley bars dirty like this?? they’re so good.

    i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed…

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, who doesn’t like bar shaped crumbs in a convenient, mess making package?

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        The secret is to crush it all up while the package is sealed and then dump it into your mouth; embrace chaos.

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          A fool eats the bar, it is to be used in a manner similar to a yogurt topping.

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    What the FUCK is wrong with FUCKING GiffGaff, man??? They are an extremely good option for a cheap mobile network with no contract bullshit!!

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    Every time I see Indiana Jones, I’m like maybe I should start wearing a fez.

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      Do it! Fezzes are cool!

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      What’s stopping you man

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        I’m not really a hat person. And I feel like I’d need a smoking jacket to go with it. That seems like a bit much.

        • It's A Faaaahhkeah!@lemmus.org
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          You get the smoking jacket first so you can ease into it, then one day you’ll subconsciously purchase a fez and then you’ll be fine.

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        I bet it ends up being culturally offensive or something. It’s scary trying new things these days.

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          Idk man if you like the nice hat try out the nice hat 🤷🏻‍♂️

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    You leave The Littlest Hobo outta this!

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      A true Canadian hero.

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    I don’t understand this

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    Holy crap, The Littlest Hobo. Thats some serious nostalgia feels.

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    accurate except ubuntu doesn’t fit. All the other stuff smells of a windows user

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      Found the guy who got mad

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      Why does this comment have the same vibe as a younger sibling finding out they are 0.3cm taller than an older sibling?

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      That’s what a woyjak would say

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      Are you sure they don’t use arch btw?

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    countdown is a masterpiece, how dare you

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    Is that a swedish vallhund??

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