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Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Ah shit... here we go again.

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Ah shit... here we go again.

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Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I can’t shit without an audience. Don’t judge me.

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      As part of the jury, I will obviously be judging you

      • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        As one of the judges, I will obviously be jurying them

        • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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          So that’s the correct English verb? TIL

          • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Beware, learning English words from me is a mistake

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              Now you made me look it up:

              Verb

              jury (third-person singular simple present juries, present participle jurying, simple past and past participle juried)

              1. To judge by means of a jury.

              wiktionary

              So I guess both “jury” and “judge” would work in that context, especially in the context of “Don’t judge me”.

              Not that it matters but why not use this opportunity to deepen my knowledge of my second language

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      I won’t. But I just don’t accept e-vites. I like to be a but sporadic with my schedule ok?

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    I don’t kink shame.

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    The paper towels to wipe up the cum is very forward-thinking, Steve. Now get on the shitter and really struggle for me.

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    10, 10, 7

    Why seven? Judge: the smell could be better, more rotten than old eggs.

  • Arcity 🇵🇸🇺🇦@feddit.nl
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    Is this a cuck chair? You really need to take a shit but you watch someone else take one.

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    This room is for shits so intense you need to sit and rest three times on your way to the door. Probably in a colonoscopy clinic or something

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    Real answer here is that restaurants don’t have extra storage space that isn’t for food so they’ll put extra chairs in the restrooms for storage sometimes. I’ve seen it in Mexican restaurants too.

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    Italian restaurant I bet. They often seem to have weird bathroom arrangements. One here has two toilets side by side with no partitions in between.

  • thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works
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    … we got sweat and pain,

  • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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    Pfft you can’t even see the shit until the performer stands up

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