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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Check mate, creationists

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Check mate, creationists

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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    The book I had had different animals.

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      Those are some gay lions

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        Noah: “One of you is female, right?” The lions: “Some days we both are.” Noah: “Oh OK, go ahead then.”

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        Reooooowwwwrrrr…

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    One of the lost books of the bible featured Satan picking some especially sinful dude and telling him to build an ark too.

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      If it’s lost how do we know? Can you point to some sources? Sounds interesting.

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        I think they’re making a joke that this other boat is what held all the ‘bad’ animals.

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          I suspected as much but I didn’t get it.

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            That’s Satan’s prophet, they know because Satan speaks through them; you just have to have faith.

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        Yeah this was a joke but if you look weird Bible lore here you go https://youtu.be/BhQmLFHxsBw?si=_9HboAiCr_wll1xg

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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          https://piped.video/BhQmLFHxsBw?si=_9HboAiCr_wll1xg

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    At first, i thought the geese in the top right corner were people standing on flying carpets 😄

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      Same. Cannot unsee it.

    • Opisek@lemmy.world
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      I thought they were huge winged dinosaurs haha

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    Watch me prank Noah (gone smelly) (Skunk v2.1 release).

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    Of course he had to take them

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      Of course he had to take them

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    Not to be devils advocate but birds gotta eat somethong besides seeds

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    God’s a dick, he probably told Noah to put 20 on to make sure they survived

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    Stink bugs um find a way.

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    God didn’t, they evolved later

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    What about all the STDs? They apparently survived the flood so they must have been on the ark too.

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    Stinkbugs are adorable tho

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    Removed by mod

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      Are you the person behind the blog? Why are you spamming the link everywhere

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        Block him he is spaming every instance i know of

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          And be sure to report

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