That would explain why there’s lots of banana peels but no bananas.

Hooray Blackjack!

I get my greens through Mike and/or Ike.

WinRAR

When I think of masculine energy I sure as hell don’t think of Marky Z.

Still?

They just did what they were told.

Breathing air

But then you miss out on the thrill of removing the non marshmallow pieces from the cereal. That’s worth the price of admission.

That’s how you get out of jury duty.

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Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

Talking on the phone is necessary in a call center but is not something you want your surgeon to do during surgery.

Gotta wake up early to do your taxes.

How does it compare to Rampart?

I ain’t happy unless I’m getting paid.

Can it play Tetris?

I wonder how long it took to collect all those toenails? Did they just use their own toenails or were they able to get others?