I advocate separate duvets. My wife won’t agree.
The romantics never said anything about the farts on thighs and I did not consent to being in anyone else’s Dutch oven.
My husband and I have separate blankets. Allows for better temperature regulation (he runs way hotter than me), and we never fight over the blanket.
We were traveling in Austria last year and this is apparently the norm there. Every hotel had separate “single” duvets on each half of the bed.
I’m from there and didn’t know this wasn’t a global thing haha. Partner and I have two blankets but usually fall asleep under the same one. If someone gets too hot they just take the other blanket.
It’s crazy to me that a hotel would only provide one duvet, never seen that. What if you’re travelling with a friend and the line is just between sharing a bed and sharing a blanket?
but she had an actual big spoon, and she cupped it, and now here i am in a double-dutch oven
Is it wrong i like being the little spoon?
Nope, nothing wrong with that!
Eat more beans plz
Middle spoon is best spoon. Most dyads will never know this joy.
c/trashywholesome
Doesn’t exist :(
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Just as long as her farts stay farts.
I’m the jetpack, not her
