The sound of children playing in the woods.
Mate I felt a genuine chill
A fox calling at night is terrifying
used to live in a college town and an ice cream truck owner decided to start rolling around friday and saturday night… he got a lot of drunken business
My exact thought. Ice cream truck at the bars around 2am? Fucking killing.
He got any burritos in that truck?
Bet you he was selling weed too
That’s probably why there’s an ice cream truck around me even during the winter. I’d want to confirm first otherwise it would be a rather awkward interaction.
“I’ll take a fudge pop with extra mint, please!”
Genius
Someone digging a hole in their yard.
“What are you doing?!?”
“I’m burying you”
“ I’m alive Brennan, I’m alive!”
“You’re waking the neighbors! Shut up!”
Look, 3am is the only time I get to work on my garden.
Full sunlight filling the sky. Unless you’re in the far north or far south this would be very concerning.
Turns out you slept way too long and your clock stopped at 3 .
Your phone ringing.
That’s always terrifying
I dread calls at work more than anything in life.
Just send a fucking email.
AI voice Hello, you have a pending shipment from UPS, please pay the delivery fee
Jahovah’s Witness knocking on your door
Swimming in my neighbour’s pool
♪ Nightswimming, remembering that night
September’s coming soon, I’m pining for the moon ♪
You know, in most areas it’s illegal to mow your lawn at night, but that’s just due to noise regulations. If you have a smaller yard, consider mowing your lawn with a scythe at 2 in the morning. You can even wear a black robe if you want. There’s no law that says you can’t wear a dark flowing robe and cut your grass with a scythe at 2 in the morning.
The ice cream trucks around here switched to playing pop songs :/
That seems like a poor choice.
Flying a kite
Hello Mother dear…
The sun
Visit northern country in summer like Norway, Sweden, Finland or Iceland. Its quite tranquil actually.
Happens quite often, actually!
My dog can sometimes space out and stare at nothing during the day. I would shit my pants if that happend at night.
He just gets a firmware update.
You might want to mention this to your vet if you haven’t already. It’s probably nothing, but just in case there’s an underlying health problem causing this.
Thank you, this is actually sojbd advice. We did and thee is nothing to worry about, she is just aloof sometimes.
Bonus if you see their eyes reflecting faint light in the dark
Says you, I’ll take 3am ice cream any day
It’s going to be served by a white faced clown holding a red balloon.
And free entertainment? You don’t need to sell me any more dude, I already said yes
Kids getting home from school
Okay, now I want 3am ice cream trucks to be a thing. Also 3 am taco trucks.
Last time I went to NYC I saw both 3am ice cream trucks, taco trucks, and other full on food trucks. It was wild.
