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JaymesRS@literature.cafe to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

Frustrated with the current political environment, come join us in the Lemon Party

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Frustrated with the current political environment, come join us in the Lemon Party

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JaymesRS@literature.cafe to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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  • barbedbeard@lemmy.one
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    There are lots of infographics explaining it, search by image guys!

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    Idk if I trust this Tightpussy character, better google that first

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    Ah fuck i just made this joke in a comment, ofcourse i wouldnt be the first.

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      Don’t worry friend, there has never once been a unique idea. On the other hand though, there are millions at any given time that have not heard about something major. You made people’s day a little better, even if you didn’t wholly invent the thought

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        The lucky 10000

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        I’ve searched the web for a thought in quotes (“”) before and my exact phrasing has returned zero results before!

        Like two or three times… ever…

        So I’m telling you there’s a chance (by that metric, if you ignore all the unposted showerthoughts and jokes made at random bars and all that)

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        You know there’s a relavent XKCD!

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    That reminds me of the worst Google search of 2015. A coworker accidentally hit me in the junk with a box. He immediately apologized, and I told him he made my dick cry. We both laughed, and I was bent over the desk catching my breath as he was walking out. Then I realized he left his computer logged in. I decided to quickly find a cartoon or clip art image of a dick crying and make it his wallpaper, so I Googled “dick tears.”

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    deleted by creator

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    Lemon party was my favorite website as a kid!

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      It’s not a Lemon party without old Dick!

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      How about meatspin? That was a classic!

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        You spin me right round baby!

        https://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU?si=TE9sOmFUuusCbAl2

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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          https://piped.video/PGNiXGX2nLU?si=TE9sOmFUuusCbAl2

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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          When I did GCSE media studies, this video was used an example of how not to make a music video

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            The music video, or the meat spin video?

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        Trump Steaks were said to be so good “you could stick a pin in them”. Just search meatspin to see what I mean.

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      It was always fun to visit when hanging out with the old gang!

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    I’ve been waiting for a joke like this. In hindsight, it was inevitable.

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    Evil

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    My name is LemonParty and I approved this message.

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    (Gif)

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    What’s lemon par- HOLY SHIT

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      1 guy 1 jar next

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        It’s my understanding that Trump’s hands are so small that before he was president, they used to call him “Mr. Hands”. You can definitely search for that to confirm.

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        I want to rip my eyeballs out of their sockets

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    I only wish it’d been 63, because holy hell that would’ve been funnier

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    Holy hell!

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    You sick mother fucker.

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    I feel like I need to get to know Katie, but I can’t explain why.

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