• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    The thought of using MSN Messanger? AIM? YahooIM???

    Stop. Please! I can only get so erect…

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      8 months ago

      I used to put all the upcoming concerts I would be going to in my AIM profile.

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        8 months ago

        I had an away message.

        "It’s shower time! There’s no doubt… Whip out a towel, and dry my hair out. Don’t like it? Kiss my rump! I’ll be dry and ready to hump!

        I was 16.

        …yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh.