Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square185fedilinkarrow-up1827arrow-down112
arrow-up1815arrow-down1imageI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square185fedilink
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·7 months agoIt’s currently September 19th
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months agoDude, you’re already part god. You don’t get to be raptured.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months agoI also don’t want to go to work
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoGood news: you don’t have to! You may end up losing your job and eating out of a dumpster, but you don’t have to.
It’s currently September 19th
Dude, you’re already part god. You don’t get to be raptured.
I also don’t want to go to work
Good news: you don’t have to! You may end up losing your job and eating out of a dumpster, but you don’t have to.