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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Unethical relationship advice

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Unethical relationship advice

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org
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    This is a “masturbating is cheating” person, yeah?

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      I mean, could be masturbating, but after coming home from being out all day?

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        Boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. That’s why i fap, on company time.

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          Please break the eye contact while doing that. Please. HR is shaking.

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            He’s whackin, jackin, and fappin!

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        After the 2nd shake ya better finish the job, ya’know?

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          Fair enough

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          That 3rd shake really is the best.

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        Coming home after being out coming all day

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          Like a leaky faucet. Drip… drip… drip…

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