cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23108496
What was your best “I must sacrifice you that I might live” moment delivered reassuringly or sweetly to someone else?
I remember tossing a sibling into a bob-omb fire in Smash saying “I was the guardian” and then let him know it was okay and didnt make them less of a dude to cry tears of joy cuz he was finally going home 🎊
The resulting explosion was totes fyre 🤙 and I like to think he wound up in a better place, all the for it
You had to ease them into their doom so that you might survive and prosper
😬. I’m already immensly pleased by this response, you’ve done well
I only got it the other way around when my wife promised to care for me 24/7 since I got disabled by Long Covid.
Super lucky you. I only have my parents. So once they are gone, I guess so am I.
…What?
Austin Powers uses the Fembot as a human shield against the machine guns and then uses her to break the fall when falling off the building
Count Olaf delicately eases Aunt Josephine into a sinking boat for communion with the human-eating Lachrymose Leeches
