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minus-squareZeffSyde@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·10 days agoI wouldn’t be surprised if someone trips and, in the act of trying to break their fall, yanks off Trumps human suit, revealing that he is actually a giant chicken.
minus-squareCarbonIceDragon@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up30·10 days agoIf he were a chicken, he’d probably care more about dealing with bird flu, even if for purely selfish reasons.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 days agoIt’s literally just poop inside the chicken fat-like skin suit. It explains everything, including the smell.
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 days agoYou’d think. But he got his safety so he pulls the ladder up behind him.
I wouldn’t be surprised if someone trips and, in the act of trying to break their fall, yanks off Trumps human suit, revealing that he is actually a giant chicken.
If he were a chicken, he’d probably care more about dealing with bird flu, even if for purely selfish reasons.
That is very sound logic.
It’s literally just poop inside the chicken fat-like skin suit. It explains everything, including the smell.
You’d think. But he got his safety so he pulls the ladder up behind him.