“What was he convicted of?” someone asked.

“He had tattoos on his body,” she replied triumphantly.

“Hey, smartass!” shouted a woman in her sixties, jumping to her feet. “You want to see my tattoo?”

“Lady,” the Trump supporter said. “You don’t know what a tattoo is.”

“Yes I do, I’ve got one!” the woman shouted, tapping her chest.

The Trump supporter dismissed her with a wave of one hand. “I’ve had enough of you Democrats,” she said.

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      Americans need to stop thinking joke about state is exclusive to state.

      Instead of Alabama = incest, say America = incest

      Instead of Iowians are idiots, say Americans are idiots

      Instead of Florida man is crazy, say American men are crazy

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        I mean, you do realize that the USA is larger than the EU, right? Some US states dwarf multiple European countries - combined.

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          I appreciate this is a joke but I don’t know what definition of personal responsibility requires me to own the actions of people 2000+ miles away from me lol. London is slightly closer to Moscow than San Francisco is to Northwood, IA.