Like Joe for coffee.
Water?
Never touch the stuff.
Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
It’s got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it
So does every other drink for that matter.
That is also true
Never drink anything and you’ll be immortal
Killed by your own saliva
In Finland we call it “non-alcoholic vodka”
In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.
A nice tall glass of raw ice, please.
I prefer my ice medium rare.
You’ve never tried ice til you’ve had it poached
I dunno, man. I’ve heard it being referred to as “aqua-cola”. I’ve also heard it’s incredibly addictive, which makes sense because not a lot of time has to pass at all before I start to crave more of it. It’s practically impossible to resist.
Should’ve never been started on that shit. I dunno why it’s so normalised in society…
The ultimate gateway drug. EVERY addict of any kind started by drinking water. They should ban that shit.
100% of water addicts have died
Sky Juice in Malaysia
In Germany das kühle Nass. The cool wet.
I only know that term when referring to a lake or similar. Something like: It’s a hot day, let’s jump into the (kühle nass).
OG German nickname is Gänsewein - the goose’s wine.
Over here we call it Council Juice
I love that one. I’m right in thinking it’s specifically tap water, right? (As in the water provided by the council, you wouldn’t use it for Evian or whatever).
Yes specifically tap water
Council pop.
H2- oh
That’s how French pronounces it. Eau.
The moist maker
well in my country it’s called : sprite for the poor or sprite without soda
given that stars are mostly hydrogen, and rust is oxide.
I often call water “rusty star”
That’s… Maybe not going to be the easiest of things to order at the bar, I mean you might get one but it probably wont quench your thirst.
It’s “Château Lapompe” in french to mimic wine brand ;)
“Stay away from da aqua!”
“Kraneberger” - “Château Tap” in German.
kenne noch Hahnenquelle
