Steven Segal
Bond. James Bo- hack cough wheeze rasp gasp… cough hack wheeze stumbling fatly
Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.
You got a petition going?
I’m too lazy xD
John Oliver
I’d watch the fuck out of that.
Oh, now, wait a minute…!
adam sandler
Hubie’s thermos goes hard, maybe Danny Devito
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.
Shit, didn’t have to read past the first comment to find the first name that popped into my head. Agreed, he would be terrible. And yet, I have a feeling I’d still watch the shit out of it.
James Corden
Sadly he’s no longer with us, but Andre the Giant.
Michael Cena
Seth Rogan
Gilbert Gottfreid
(As a zombie)
Rebel Wilson. Shit wait they already did that movie. Uhhh Rowan Atkinson. Oh God dammit nevermind they did that one to. Okay okay, hold on, I have the perfect one. We get Larry the Cable Guy, but it’s not actually him, he reprises his role as, get this, Mater from the Cars universe! Oh wow I really suck at this.
gal gadot
Would she be a serious or silly bond?
I can’t decide if Danny DeVito would be perfect or awful for this, but it’d be hella entertaining.
I’d watch it
“So anyway I started blasting,” said Bond as he removed an imperceptible speck of dust from the lapel of his Saville Row light grey mohair-wool suit.
Rosanne Barr
That laugh. That god damned laugh.
Someone write a scene where Rosanne sexually harasses M’s secretary.
