Either shrimp party much harder than previously thought or we need to take environmentally focused measures.
As a US legislator, I move to arrest or bomb all shrimp, or anyone suspected of being pro-shrimp.
You’re either with us, or you’re with the shrimp.
(In unrelated news: all cocaine testers found to be really high on cocaine all the time, often sharing cocaine with party test subjects.)
I like cropping images like this to remove context
Brings me joy
Keep doing the Lord’s work
For some reason missed the text above the pic box, and I was like shrimp possessing and doing blow brings you joy? The context of your context cropping helped me enjoy it more.
This offers a much more complete and believable story too.
And your contributions bring us joy.
craziest thing I’ve seen all day
In other words, mass spectrometry is still able to detect trace amounts of molecules.
Now do lead, cadmium, nuclear fallout, truck tire residue, nano plastic, etc.
Yeah, this sounds a lot like those radioactive shrimp (less than half as radioactive as bananas). Some tests are sensitive enough to be nearly useless.
I’d like to see US catch analysis.
Meth
me(t)h
You sounds smart, is this the same jazz they used in that ncis/mythbusters episode to figure out which wine bottle was from pre nuke testing and which was counterfeit? Or do I need to be snorting my shrimp tails?
If you don’t snort them slide em this way.
Can I have some too? I do love seafood
Fuck all of you!
On the one hand it’s ‘Hurr durr, the English don’t use any spice’, and now it’s ‘hurr durr, the English over-spice their shrimp’.
I have a friend who uses snuff tobacco, and occasionally she’ll add some cocaine to it — she calls it “spicy snuff”
maybe stop using cocaine as spice
Maybe start, sounds like a great idea. I wish I had some coca leaf, I would add three to my coffee cup. Then later another three to my tea cup. I bet it would be refreshing with the numbiness and all.
Why the hell would anyone want to do that?
You can’t get fucking picky, mate. We’ve got salt. We’ve got pepper. We’ve got curry powder but we don’t understand it. And we’ve got class A narcotics.
What’s a fella to do? I’ll tell you what! Get yourself a fish supper with salt and vinegar and a truly biblical dose of cocaine on the mushy peas! Now!
mushy peas
Just reading this made me a crack addict
Actually I think we need to put it in a pot on tables next to the salt and pepper
“This here’s for salt, this is for pepper, and this is for weapons-grade cocaine”
Now thats british cuisine I can get behind
It’s so cost effective too. You only need a few grains for it to make a difference
I love go fast shrimp crackie
I’m vegan but next time in Britain I’ll order shrimp
Just go to a shrimp bar, if you explain to them that you are not about to eat them, they will allow you to party with them, share the drugs.
Maybe the testers were just working overtime and needed a little help with that.
Ha!
The 2019 study tested a small number of sites in Suffolk, so not all of England.
Funny how something so seemingly direct can be a lie
In the shitpost’s defense, the shrimp is pictured doing lines of cocaine with a US banknote. So accuracy wasn’t the goal. Everyone knows that shrimp snort their lines with British currency.
Nah, the real reason is because British currency is too heavy for shrimp.
I mean it was ‘every shrimp that was tested’
Every one from the same plate that came from the same kitchen in the middle of skiing season.
Isn’t just about every banknote contaminated with cocaine?
Trace amounts, yes. This is normal.
Sounds like it’s fun to be a shrimp
Maybe not though. I suspect I had weed laced with cocaine once and it filled me with such dread I had to turn on all the lights in my apartment and refused to go to bed until after sunrise
Pretty doubtful it was cocaine then
Sounds like when my buddy got an edible laced with PCP.
Sounds like your buddy took more than he could handle and wanted somebody else to blame. Nobody laces cannabis products, especially not with something as expensive as PCP.
Nobody laces cannabis products
Whoever told you that lied to you. This was back when you had to buy pot from drug dealers, and people absolutely laced weed to make ditch weed seem higher quality.
No, they didn’t. A Dare officer told you that. Ditch weed was 10/g max. Nobody was mixing in something that sold for $50+ a gram to make it stronger. Lacing weed is something the user does, to make their own stash stronger/different effects, whatever. I’ve hit wet blunts, and promptly thrown the owner out of where ever we were, because that’s bullshit without warning me. You aren’t talking to some gen Z kid that’s only bought carts from a state licensed store. In all my experience I have never met someone that would sell the cannabis that they had adulterated, because it doesn’t make any sense. Nobody is going to go back to the dealer selling laced weed unless they know it’s laced and want it specifically.
They were taking ditch weed, lacing it, then selling it as Dro. I’ve watched dealers lace their weed, so I don’t know what you’re going on about.
I’m not saying it’s common, but it absolutely was a thing people did. And still do.
My friend wasn’t some kid who didn’t listen to the warning about eating half your edible and waiting 30 minutes. He knew what being violently too high on edibles felt like, and that’s not what he experienced.
Who knows. Maybe the same drug sometimes affects the same people differently. I once had severe memory loss after drinking weed soda even though I had had the same product numerous times before without experiencing memory loss
We (young adolescents) found a joint in the Pic-Pac parking lot. Took that and our skateboards to the entrance of the abandoned middle school. someone cut that thing up on an upturned skateboard and concluded it’s weed, good weed, with some extra white powder… Im still alive, I guess. Good trip, but I cant recommend the risk.
Shrimps are known for their cocaine abuse. Fuckers gotta be constantly stuffing their noses.
I’m not sure they even have noses
They’re tootin’ it up somehow. Every see one of those things swim? Fast. The ONLY explanation is cocaine.
Those buggers must be filthy rich
Oh, I’ve read this one before! The cocaine was so pervasive, they even found it in the blanks! Too bad publishing that makes the report kind of useless.
If you really want to see something, and you’re sloppy with your blanks, an LCMS can detect anything you want.
