No waaaay, nobody saw that one coming

And still ranking way too high for a country run by corrupt pedophiles.

The world’s most powerful democracy

The what now? Demowhat? The USA? Thanks for letting me so willingly know what kind of “news” you are.

Shocking…okay, not really… We’re being governed by the most corrupt political party in US history, and if you don’t believe that, then I have over 1 million acres of prime real estate they I’ll give to you…all you have to do is send me your credit card information and pay a small fee to cover the costs of transferring the property to you…

Oh don’t worry just like Gallup, we’ll stop letting this be measured.

I hate it here.

We’re #1 #29

With as much time as little donnie spends on golf you might think he would understand low numbers are sometimes good.

So lower is better, or?

I can’t be the only one who reads ‘lowest ever rank’ and thinks least corrupt right?

I know that its not like that, ofc, but the wording has me all fucked up.