March 10, 2026
As the U.S.-Israeli war on Iran stretches into its second week, President Donald Trump has been floating the idea that he wants to declare Mission Accomplished. “We will. We’ve already won in many ways, but we haven’t won enough,” Trump declared on Monday afternoon in a speech before Republican lawmakers in Florida.
Iran, however, has shown no sign of ceasing its attacks. The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps is steadily launching missiles at cities across Israel and continues to strike U.S. military assets and outposts in the Persian Gulf. “The Armed Forces of the Islamic Republic of Iran are capable of continuing at least a six-month intense war at the current pace of operations,” IRGC spokesperson Ali Mohammad Naini said Sunday in video remarks broadcast on state media. “Iran will determine when the war ends.”
I’m thinking that the rhetoric on this is just a scam they’re running on the stock market like they did with the tariffs. Every other day they say some new shit and the market reacts and the pedos make bank
He will just declare victory at some point
He literally already did. Multiple times
we had the most beautiful victory, everyone’s saying it, Iran never stood a chanceThe king of iran said to me yesterday, “Mr. Trump you’re too powerful, we can’t beat you, please accept our unconditional surrender” and I told him that wasn’t good enough! I made him apologize to me for this terrible war and now we’re going to make Iran great again
Please buy my hats
He wants to move on to Cuba. I’d say he’s bored of Iran.
The Burger Reich finally picked on an opponent that can punch back.
We haven’t begun to be properly fucked yet. If I were Iran I would take it to gas lines
You haven’t been properly fucked until war hits American soil. The average American doesn’t know what war is.
It would be a good lesson for them but incredibly unlikely I think. Severe economic damage might trigger some introspection
I hope the Iranians make Trump give them all ESPN as part of the ceasefire agreement.
JK Bro, JK! I just needed a distraction from the Ep Stein drama!
Man, Factually called it dead on.
Trump wants to keep kissing Putin’s ass more than actually stopping iran
Of all the things you can actually criticize Trump for why do you immediately go to the made up one?
