Just like his magic ‘215’ weight. That dude is easily over 300 pounds.
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So he’s 215 with ten full diapers?
I feel like he’s more full of shit than that.
His flesh is the diaper and the inside is all shit
I just wish it would stop leaking out everywhere.
No, that’s Giuliani
Source??
I am 215, obly 6 feet tall, and I look an emaciated soccer player compared to him.
That’s not a reliable source 🤔
The banks that helped him do this ought to be charged with fraud (at a minimum) as well. Most were not victims, they were conspirators.
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Trying and failing to commit fraud is still fraud. Trying and failing to overturn a free and fair election is still a crime.
He basically admitted as much when he said his networth can change based on how he feels.
I can’t wait for that piece of shit to land in jail
Oh right he never will
Why are you so certain he’ll avoid time in the big house?
I think Childish Gambino had a song about this subject.
How many countless treasonous things has he done already and he still walks free? Best we’ll get is some house arrest or something
Because they are stupid. He probably won’t ever go to prison, but only an idiot would state it as fact.
Michael Cohen’s two finger salute is comin’ right atcha, Donnie boy!
*E: me splel mikul gud
So let’s decide how many years he gets based on ‘whatever number’ we want.
Michael Cohen was one of millions and millions of people who thought, and in ever increasing numbers still think, correctly, that the 2020 Presidential Election was RIGGED & STOLLEN, AND OUR COUNTRY IS BEING ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED BECAUSE OF IT!!! MR. COHEN WAS NOT MY ATTORNEY, AND NEVER WAS.
