Luv me chips. Hate gulls. Simple as.
People often fight about which birds are the best birds,
but everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst.Edit:
spoiler
For those who still don’t get the reference: https://youtube.com/watch?v=3Xl0Qr0uXuY
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs described them best. Rats with fucking wings.
Wait. Are seagulls worse than black swans? Are they worse than Australian Magpies? I mean these surely got to be the top three worst birds, personally I’d prefer a seagull to a swan, but I’ve met enough magpie haters so I wouldn’t be so sure everyone agrees
Throw the Canadian Goose in that mix. That bird is simply evil.
They may be the worst, but someone who kills out of annoyance needs to be on a watchlist.
I said seagull: Stop it now!
Hm ha hm hm ha
*shouldn’t have"
I think it was intentional
first off, in the politest way possible, fuck you
‘me chip’ isn’t correct either
‘simple as’… simple as what?
they’re not going for correct grammar, they’re phonetically spelling the accent and slang
How the fuck are you going to define someone by a pension? Seems like a lot of assumptions and prejudice goin in that definition. Is Pension like a town or something too?
