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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

BMW owners are Built Wrong, not Different

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BMW owners are Built Wrong, not Different

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Also BMW owners: What’s a speedometer?

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      They think it’s to measure the size of their dick

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        Who has a smaller cock, pickup truck drivers or BMW drivers? I ask because we know the Hummer crowd has the smallest

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    What the heck is the left engine light!?

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    I always used my indicator when I had a BMW but that’s probably because it was one car I owned after a Nissan and before a Mazda, a Ford and at one point a Duffmobile VW Golf.

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    You know what, this used to be it. But im going to give the honor to Tesla drivers. The one car that can drive itself and people still manage to fuck up.

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    Press both horns at the same time if you’re driving BMW.

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      I will remember this when I buy my next BMW hahaha

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        We’ll hear you!

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    Send that meme to Jeremy Clarkson.

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  • LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world
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    I feel like if you are going to make fun of someone, you should be capable of proper capitalization.

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      Spot the BMW owner

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        I’m a Porsche new balance guy myself.

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          Wow, can’t even capitalize properly.

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          It is New Balance not new balance. Hahahahaha

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            I bought some New Balance shoes, but they were old, so I fell over

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      why do you think so?

      Also, you can be capable of proper capitalization and yet use capitalization differently as part of your expression.

      In this case, Built Different really makes perfect sense to me because it’s almost being used as a slogan. The term Built Different has meaning in the zeitgeist that is distinct from, for example, thing A being built differently than thing B.

      Capitalizing terms that have different significance than the simple grouping of words within them is such a common device for writers that I wouldn’t even call it ‘improper’.

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        yOu cAn bE cApAbLe oF PrOpEr cApItAlIzAtIoN aNd YeT

      • LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world
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        I’m not shit posting 🤷‍♂️

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          Oh? We can agree to disagree.

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      I feel like you drive a BMW and a single bump in the road causes sparks, also that you cut off school buses.

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