Don’t forget Greenland. And Venezuela. And Mexico.

Dams 2.0

You don’t want to smoke the ink

Watch a Conan bit with Jordan Schlansky

He was born to play Robert California

But seriously, I love him in Boston Legal. He’s still smarmy but actually an intellectual, and he genuinely tries to do his best for people, countered to William Shatner classic “old school” republican(this was 2005) who mainly cared about guns and freedom.

Yep, I’ve completely changed computers multiple times. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

It’s purely because steam hasn’t been able to keep my login info secure for almost a decade. I’ve changed emails, passwords, both, and yet I will always get random 2FA attempts from other places. I just don’t trust them to keep my bank info safe either.

I don’t have any credit cards saved on steam. I only use PayPal for steam purchases.

They are also kind of fragile, if you put any force on the handle in any way other than directly vertically up, they fail easily. And they can still easily fail from a heavy bag or if the handle twists at all.

No, that’s ouroboros, oregano is relating to the sense of smell.

Bidet attachment for your toilet bowl. Trust me, you’ll never go back.

They legit used to use the term less than lethal, but because so many people have dies, they switched to saying less lethal, which sounds similar but is scarier

Someone didn’t watch the video

Also the fact that the second and third instalments barely feel like sequels let alone continuations of storylines retroactively made The Force Awakens worse. And it was only kind alright before.

Can’t salmonella survive under 140°F

iPhone lets you block all ringing for incoming calls that aren’t in your contacts. Solved 99% of the issue for me

You’d be surprised

Yellow mustard is great with popcorn

PB and apples is pretty common and one of about 2 ways I actually like peanut butter. It’s that and PBJs

Well then be more specific, that is a bic pencil