Reddit is a publicly traded company now so they must have infinite (read: unsustainable) growth to their Shareholders®. This means that what you’re seeing now is a trend that’s only going to get worse. Their entire app is designed around the infinite scroll of the Meta clones, that’s incentivized to show as many ads as they can between posts.

They can probably make it worse, like popup ads when clicking on a thread. If they’re trying to chase advertisers to the maximum then it could be as bad as those free mobile games. Maybe that’ll make people leave Reddit lol.

Draw an XX but with the X’s crossing. Lesbian stick figure scissoring!

$4? That’s a deal if I’ve ever seen one, especially in this economy.

F to pay respect

“I lost my phone” is gonna be heard a lot from now on over there.

Then they can say the classic line, “Don’t you all have phones?!”

I have a 700+ day streak myself and I can confirm I want to absolutely murder that bird now.

One Big, Beautiful Bill is probably the dumbest name for a bill I’ve heard in a long time.

They’d probably shoot at it though.

Why doesn’t the bigger app that needs authentication not just eat the smaller app?

Trappey Joes

Excellent cayenne hot sauce.

Threatening to sue your customers is such a brilliant business move.

I keep thinking a polycule is a type of polygon and that it can be mathematically represented in Euclidean and non-Euclidean space.

Caesar salad, perhaps?

When dat booty so thiccc that it doesn’t deform under any amount of force applied to it.

So bishops, rooks, queens are OP. Knights are less useful due to limited range, and pawns are just as expendable as before.

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I curse the designers of the USB-A standard to not make it flippable just to save a few cents during manufacturing.

Think of the collective time humanity wasted doing the flips.

Your honor, does this look like a man that has had all he could eat?

I’m one of those who do it so that I’m spared during the robot uprising.

Thorium tarnishes to olive grey when exposed to air. This makes it kinda greenish. Green is the color of stamina, so this checks out.