It’s hard to tell how many people lived on the Death Star, but according to Wikipedia, the first one had a diameter of 160 km, while the second was 200 km. Unlike a planet, of course, people did not live on the surface, but on the inside, although presumably a lot of the interior was also dedicated to electrical systems like power generators, life support systems, and the infamous trash compactor. Also, the population would have likely been limited by the amount of food available, which either would have been constantly required to be flown in, or grown on-board (say, in hydroponic farms, which would also take up a lot of space).

Meanwhile, Alderaan was a whole planet, which unlike, say, Tatooine, is depicted as being very earth-like, with plenty of water and huge continents rich in flora and vegetation, so it could have potentially supported a very large population (say, a billion people or more), especially since the society there was also technologically advanced.

I did ask AI about this and I got estimates of around 1.7-2M people living on the Death Star, and about 2-3B for Alderaan. So destroying Alderaan was very likely the bigger war crime.

Or else it gets blank pages again.

Sorry, she’s not open source.

Put another dime in the jukebox, baby

I understood that reference.

Makes you reminisce about the days of old

Not to mention Mr. Saxo Seal

You make me eat, fill me up, wind me down
Tasty meat, make me poop like a freak
Mr. Saxo Seal

[repeat ad nauseam]

No, the real problem was that Napster had central servers that could easily be taken down via litigation. Limewire was fully P2P so there was no single point of failure.

It will also come in handy if there’s ever a dildo shortage

You wouldn’t get it. Just like viruses, DRM, or a girlfriend.

They blew up an entire Death St… uh, research station with everyone on it!

Username checks out.

But how are you going to produce your TPS reports after this?

Thankfully I learned this lesson early in life and I haven’t owned in printer in nearly 20 years.

If it goes well, there’ll be more stool to push in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It is called Panzerschreck because it Schreckens ze Panzer

Monosodium Glutamate

American Doritos contain MSG. That would probably do it.

Very insightful.