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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Guys will see this and just say “hell yeah”

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Guys will see this and just say “hell yeah”

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • DandomRude@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I see this, realize that it must be nearly impossible to clean those monstrosities and just say “hell no”.

    • jdeath@lemm.ee
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      my first thought was… “you haven’t thought of the smell!”

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        You removed!

        • 0ops@lemm.ee
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          No you removed!

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Design them so that every hundredth random visit, the shark snaps their jaws shut.

    • Slatlun@lemmy.ml
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      Exactly what I was thinking. If I saw this I would look for hinges before stepping up.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        Why are y’all sticking your dick directly into the urinal anyway? Imma be over here, arcing my stream in from the paper towel dispenser.

        • jdeath@lemm.ee
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          forcing the rest of us to stand in your puddle, thanks. my little kids really enjoy it

        • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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          Aim high so I can walk under the stream, I need to use the sink

    • jdeath@lemm.ee
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      amazing cross promotion opportunity

    • dutchkimble@lemy.lol
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      Free gender change!

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    Hell yeah!

    • tomat0223@sh.itjust.works
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      Hell yeah!

      • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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        • little_beefy@lemm.ee
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          Hell yeah

          • Slovene@feddit.nl
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            4 months ago

            Heck yes.

            • Kairos@lemmy.today
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              Heck yah!

              • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org
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                Hell yeah

                • Slovene@feddit.nl
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                  Heavens, no!

                • the_beber@lemm.ee
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                  Hell yeah!

  • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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    Jawsome

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    Hell yeah

    • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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      User name fits… Hell yeah!

    • countrypunk@slrpnk.net
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      Hell yeah

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    Hell yeah

  • Klear@lemmy.world
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    hell yeah

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    til I’m not a guy

  • Valmond@lemmy.world
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    No more shitting in the urinals this month, how did you do it?

    😎

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    hell yeah

  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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    Pretty sure if I saw this in my drunken stupor I’d piss in the sink.

  • coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe
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    HELL NO, how am I supposed to shit in the urinals now!?

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